Pimp Cup

You might be thinking: RC, how do I use my pennies and pots to make cheap drinks? Look no further, reader friends.Credit for this goes to my genius and hot roommate Amy, who masterminded this masterpiece.

THE GOLDEN KEY*

*just because it's golden, doesn't mean it's pricey

THE GOODS

Citrus vodka - Vitalli, baby ($9.99 for a handle)
Triple sec - off-brand ($6.00)
Orange Juice ($1.99)
Can of sprite/7up ($.75)
Licorice (we have a tub but it shouldn't cost more than a couple bucks)
Lemon slices if you feel like gettin fancy

The Grand Total: $18.73 (for enough drinks for a crowd)

THE PLAN

Pour 2 parts vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part sprite and a splash of OJ into a fancy margarita glass. A red cup works too if you ain't as classy as us. Garnish with a licorice twist, a lemon slice, and a smile. The end. (Insert dancing here.)

If you get lucky, maybe you'll pick up a hottie too.